The White Wizard is Cunning

Via the Yuppies:

"That's not what it sounds like when a man is stabbed in the back." "I beg your pardon?" "Well, when I was serving in British Intelligence during the war, you often had to sneak up on a German, and when you stab the chap, it's more of a gasp than a--" "Okay! Uh, great. Do it your way."

Wow.